Goin' Debt Free Is The Only Way To Be

How everyone can become debt free (who wants to be, that is)

Who wouldn't want to be, in the end? Becoming debt free is not something you just do. Snap your fingers and say your prayers all you want, it's not going to magically happen. But nevertheless, anyone can be debt free if they choose to, and make the right connections. That's how you succeed in this world, after all. It's about networking. Schmoozing. Rubbing shoulders with the big boys. The road to living debt free is no different. Working together, we can help get you to that hallowed ground.

Here is the quick, five-step debt free process

1. Request a copy of your credit reports. Go over them with a fine-toothed comb. Or some other hair-brushing product, if there are no fine-toothed combs around. This preliminary analysis - of your records and conducted by you - is the key first step in the long journey to the debt freepantheon.
2. Clear up anything that can be dealt with on your own. That means disputes with the phone company, utility bills, etc. Even if it means sucking it up and paying money you believe you are wrongfully being billed, it's worth it to get it off your plate at this point. In making said plate a debt free plate, you have to think of the big picture.
3. Contact a debt management agency to discuss the best means of becoming debt free. Provide them with the details of your financial situation and they will help you craft the ideal solution to your problems.
4. Put on your best clothes, and get ready to kiss some serious booty. Networking and kissing up are not only the best way to get jobs, but the perfect means of getting your debt relief group to pay attention to you. Roll down to the debt management headquarters and show the program administrators how much fun you are to get hammered with - and how much you want to be debt free.
5. After finally climbing out of the hole, blow all the money you have saved on cheap booze and expensive women, or vice versa. Note - this step can be skipped, if you choose to stay debt free after step four and just leave it at that.

You see? That wasn't so bad. Aren't you excited about making yourself debt free after reading this? Shucks, I would be! Oh wait, I already am. But I was rich to begin with, so that doesn't count. Anyway, check out our Related Resources for more reading material on the subject, for those of you to whom that appeals.

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